Thoughts from my mind which are the precursor to my journey to Obscurity!

1. I have only one consitent thing in my life and that is every sunday I go to Borders. I am no longer coming here on sundays again.

2. This weekend coming up will be the last time many people will see me for a while.

3. I have been fighting the inevitable journey towards living a life of obscurity.

4. 808's and Heartbreaks has caused me to explore another side of my mind which I never thought existed.

5. I have absolutely no desire to deal with women and it is absolutely nothing personal.

6. Pinochio Story is genius

7. The world is not coming to an end in 4 years...

8. Being a local celebrity just means that you spend too much time locally and need to see more of the world.

9. I am not on the verge of anything drastic...just on the verge of a much needed new chapter in my life. I have devoted 5 years towards bullshit and irrelevance.....808's and Heartbreaks isn't deep by any means but its simplistic. If I had the chance to write my own lyrics....they would start with "I am no representation of myself by my own choice. I am the representation of every influence that has molded me to this point. Coincidentally, the irony is the most influential impact on my current reality is that of females who have thrived off the innocence which I willingly offered as my bartering tool since I had no knowledge of the many other levels of interraction that I could give them beyond my sex".....and so on and so forth...

10. I will never be normal in the minds of others but in my mind I am completely normal!

Fashion Friday Pt. 2

Ummmm Fashion Friday Part 2.
I browse the internet on a daily basis with no real direction or purpose. I stumbled across the People Magazine 100 most sexy men article...….PAUSE!!

….PAUSE!! But essentially I was a little confused with the direction of the entire article. Better yet…I am confused with the direction of manhood these days....I could care less about the man on the cover...my question was some of the other choices....maybe I am missing something.....like I don’t really have too many opinions about anything. I have my own thoughts based on my own experiences, but very few opinions unless I have personally lived through it. For some reason anytime I see a well put together man; whether it be the perfect ensemble, tight fitting shirt (sorry harv…you were going on my myspace music so I had to throw a subliminal) or useless ass accessories I just want to head butt them in their chest. I cant stand this shit on so many levels. Men have been reduced to reflections of androgyny, femininity and tenderness. I don’t blame men so much as I blame society in general. A few years ago there was an influx of that metro-sexual bullshit. Side Note….if you or any man you know still consider themselves metro-sexual, 3 finger smack the bitchness out of you or him. The metro sexual fad has died off somewhat but men no longer have an identity to associate with and therefore still feel the need to be put together. I don’t care what a man does or doesn’t do. I just care that I have to see this shit. No disrespect to any person out there, but the one phrase that should never come out of a mans mouth from this point forward is “Im pretty” If you went to prison, you wouldn’t be announcing how pretty you are….unless you want this dude to catch you in the shower…....Back to my rant….Being basic is ok. There is nothing wrong with looking like your appearance is effortless. Number one…if your entire game is based on your outfit than you have more problems than even I can address. Your angle should be conversation….I will stress this until the day I die….Conversation, Conversation, Coversation…oh and it doesn’t hurt to have a smooth ass Barry White voice…I don’t really have any images that represent what I am referring to, but im sure everyone knows what I mean.

Fashion Do’s for this week:
A Jacket-its fucking cold…..to be blunt….its so cold that if you have a girl you aren’t breaking up with her and if you don’t have a girl….you will try to find one this weekend because next week is thanksgiving and there is nothing better than free food.


Lotion- I found this new lotion…..PAUSE and its so crucial….not to mention it smells “Manly”


Tube Socks-I went all summer without wearing socks and when I got my pedicure the Asian lady kept looking at me like I was the most trifling man on the earth….I said Bitch….im paying you to scrub….not grunt….so STFU…Whatever….im not even gonna speak on it. I need these in my life ASAP….like for real.
Ankle socks in the winter is the worst decision I have ever made. Sort of like drinking 8 redbulls in one day…I peed neon yellow before and I felt like a damn highlighter.

Ohhhhh snap I almost forgot my hook ups and busdowns
Check this site out.

They are always willing to hook you up.




Fashion Dont's:
Wallet Chains….Ninja if you still think this shit is hott, than you aren’t even worth me addressing. I cant stand these ninjas with waist accessories. I did it, you did it, we all did it….at one time or another we all had something dangling from our belt loop that may or may not have been attached to a wallet. I was guilty myself. But seriously….Cut it the hell out.


Timberland Boots….Number one….you cant even wear timberlands and tell me they are comfortable…Number 2….you mean you couldn’t find anything else to wear besides construction boots knowing damn well you are just as bad as me when it comes to manual labor….I got the scars on my hands to prove it. Unless you are chopping wood or building a chair…leave the timberlands alone….But you can always grab a pair of nautica boots or nike boots…


Ed Hardy t-shirts…..Once they sell whatever you are wearing fashionably at Champs Sportswear….hang it up, sell it back, pass it off or do something other than wear it out and think you are stunting.

I can use one picture to fully address this....and yes I am mad Doggy!



Pointless Ass Blazer and Tshirt Combos….for the life of me I will never understand this shit…




These are just my thoughts…..take them or leave them, love me or hate me….my thoughts on these things wont change…but hopefully you will.

The essential things i need to make it through the day....yes that is a sidekick picture of another sidekick....Word to my life i always need a backup!



Coming Next week…..The Scarf Phenomenon!
Enjoy….as usual. Have Fun, Be Safe and Makeout with a stranger.

Im racing myself to the finish line

I surround myself with just the right amount of bullshit so that mentally i can always convince myself that there is an "up" from wherever i am. Its completely fucked up in every aspect of self growth, discovery and the like. But, in my mind it makes absolute sense.

Fashion Friday!

Since "Fuck you Friday" is currently taken Props to Nerd at the cool table and I am not an advocate of saying "Fuck You" to anything anymore; today is the first of many Fashion Friday's aka I am the best dressed chubby dude in the 302 area code...and its pay day so stunt while you can.


Coupons:







Clothes:



I have been following Married to the Mob for a couple of years and they are starting to grow on me. Im not saying they are ahead of the curve at all. I just never see any females dress like this so naturally I am drawn to the left of right.


Check out the brands creator here: (This is pure comedy)







Also Check out Dave from DQM













(This is me trying to emulate "pouty" lips...word to gay ass LL Cool J)


Fashions on the Decline:

Graphic T's and Death and Crossbones and all that other morbid shit can kick rocks.



Fashions on the Incline:

Plaids, Flannels and Simplistic manhood are the newest sensations.




The many faces of Dwight Schrute:


PEACE Bitches

Inside the Actors Studio.....Make it a BlockBuster Night...

Do people still rent movies in a recession?.....







I have returned to my roots as a purveyor of women for the purpose of trying to understand the un-understandable. Clearly that makes little to no sense so I will elaborate.
I rarely pursue women and if and when I do, it’s very half assed and unmotivated. I find more enjoyment in understanding the mind of a woman more so than just fucking a woman. Pardon my French. I know at 25 years old, I should be “smashing guts” more than I am, but whatever, whatever I do what I want. Sorry Brandi I know you hate that.
Ummmmm…..In my most recent philosophy on the species that God created to not only please a man, but torment us as well; I noticed a similarity. The movie that a female likes says volumes about what type of man she is ultimately into. The three most common “chick flicks” (only the ones I could bear to sit thru watching) that women have seen are “The Princess Bride”, “Save the last dance” and “Dirty Dancing”.

Side note….I am absolutely amazed how comical it is to see a man and woman communicate for the first time and watch the topics they discuss. I myself am guilty of this too. More often than not, we have bullshit conversations which really don’t provide us a glimpse as to the person we are considering for a potential mate if even only from a sexual standpoint.

Men are simplistic and cover the basic questions just in an effort to generate attraction in the female. Women on the other hand, are looking for a conversation that shows some form of intelligence and a sign that says “Im not creepy and I will not call/text you about how beautiful you are a thousand times if you give me your number” (Some generalizations in the above statements, but they are essential.) Without rambling as I have been known to do with these entries, I want to bring it back to the subject at hand. After the initial step has been made to swallow your pride and approach a woman, what do you talk about? How can you take the things she says and read between the lines to understand more about her as a woman before you consider her as a future “conquest”, or does that even matter? Who knows……There are essentially 3 types of men and they are pretty easy to distinguish.
There is everyone’s favorite: The Nice Guy aka you remind me of my brother The Bad Boy “There is something different about you" Guy


Im probably a little off with this, but im pressed for time and I have an intense game of Ping Pong that I must get to in the next 53 minutes and counting.



The women who say that their favorite movie is The Princess Bride is really a low maintenance female at heart. There isn’t much that she needs in life aside from the love of those around her. A large part of her existence is the fact that she ultimately just wants to be loved the right way. She is for the most part old fashioned and is extremely giving. If you find a female who says this is her favorite movie and you are ready to settle down, it would behoove you to spend extra time with her. I cant really go to much in detail with these types of women, because at this present time they are extremely hard to come by especially given the places I frequent. I will probably reword this completely for my book....but for the time being this will suffice.


The women who say that their favorite movie is Dirty Dancing, is attracted to the Bad Boy. Also known as the nemesis for every nice guy out there. The man in Dirty dancing represents the man who your father clearly would not want you to date, but he invokes feelings in you that make you feel alive. Feelings that are often times unexplainable. Ask any woman what is it about a Bad Boy that makes her attracted to him and she will never be able to fully explain it. She will never be able to logically express; why despite the fact her heart has been hurt before, she will still go after the heartbreaker types again and again. If a woman says that her favorite movie is dirty dancing, beware of the whirlwind that will ensue. Unless you are a legitimate “bad boy” with multiple women, have a propensity to be shady or really could care less, than stay away. Most men at heart are nice and try to be a “bad boy” but with time their true colors will show and the woman will lose interest faster than crack disappears around Bobby Brown. Once a female has been attracted to a “bad boy” there is little that can be done to change that. These women will date nice guys and even potentially marry one, but there will always be a “bad boy” skeleton in her closet. You don’t honestly think that Baby and Johnny stayed together forever do you?

Should I even continue? Im sure I have pissed someone off, but this is my mind and I can do with it as I choose.




Any woman who picks Save the last Dance out of the 3 selections is a little trickier to gauge. Since Obama became elected and there will probably be more interracial relationships, this selection could be an indicator of a woman who has the infamous “twinkle”. Or this could simply be a woman who is looking for a man that can give her the support she needs. This movie won’t ever be considered a romantic classic by any means, but there were some monumental underlying tones. The shock of the interracial/kumbya/hands across America concept took a little getting used to. This movie however was more about a man showing a woman everything that she had inside her. Women who either grew up in large families or didn’t necessarily receive the attention that she should have received often feel like they aren’t capable of being all that they can be. Feel free to correct me if im wrong….again these are just my thoughts. The gist of this movie is that the female is very strong, assertive and reliant upon herself except for when she needs to step outside of her comfort zone. She doesn’t need a man and at times probably doesn’t want one. She values a man who can show her something that she has had within her all along but at the same time show her new things and the joy in life. Before I get all sentimental and go off on a rant, I will end it here.

I cant say that I directed this to men, women or even myself. I am just thinking out loud and this is the result. I suppose my main intention is to tell men to actually talk to women if you want a chance. Now I am not speaking on scummies or hookers or whatever. I am speaking on women. The ones who you would actually consider bringing home after you saw how she danced to “She got a donk” SMH……to be continued or something…I will address the woman who loves comedy, the woman who hates chick flicks and the woman who falls into her own category...

Insomnia is a Hell of a Drug.....

1:51 and there is no end in sight.....
Just saw Role Models....kind of funny...and little kids cursing is the funniest fucking shit asshole cunt stuff ever....OD'd on the cursing for a second...

I'm writing a movie called the friend zone...aka the realest shit I ever wrote and the movie every dude has lived in.

Uhhhh oh....I'm about to 808 blog at 2am...

Wawa certifies that I will never leave the northeast...

Why am I watching Borat at 2 am?

To be continued......

Live Blogging.....The state of my mind

Blogging is going to take over Myspace/Facebook and all that.....every dude with any form of education is a blogger or used to be.

Philly Cheesesteaks > anything Delaware has to offer.

Just heard T-Mobile is raising the prcie of their unlimited data plan....$50 is a crime

I'm going to be a one woman guy...one day.

Sunday is hands down the best day to go to the movies.....only 6 people in the theatre! Crucial

My new catch phrase is "I'm a blog in the flesh" word to emo thugging and 808's & Heartbreaks....

Interracial relationships are gonna be all over the place....taking applications for positions!

Marvin Gaye's "Here my Dear" album is so essential.....

A Day in the Life of Regular Ass Ronnie

My days not only blend together, but they often times are never the same. I can honestly say that there has not been one day that has been a repeat of the day before. I physically can not do the same thing over and over again. Ive recently been on this new found kick of breaking the molds of my mind to experience new things. So im going to chronicle them all from day to day...

WaWa has not only become a part of my life, but has to be the most wealthy company within a 5 state radius. I cant remember the last time WaWa has been closed. They dont believe in holidays at all. Few things in life equal to this.....


I could care less about how fucked up the economy is, or the importance of having a black president (hear me out), or the fact that there are bad drivers all over the place, or the fact that i text when i drive, dont care that i listen to indie/rock now thanks to a special friend and the list goes on. I dont care about the fact that i dont care. There are things in this life that i just can not, nor have a desire to change. Im in a constant state of "groove mode". But word to Obama and all that....im selfish and only care about the people who mean something to me. I wish the world was color blind anyway...

I am really digging these shoes from Ubiq. I dont know if its more so because they are so obnoxiously bright, or for the fact that they look like the ultimate uber cool shoe for the hipster in all of us. Props to HypeBeast

I am really becoming a fan of clothes purely for their functionality more than their appearance. I dont emulate anyone elses style seeing as half of the clothes the "trendy guys" wear are never made in my size. So i am forced to come up with my own look self proclaimed as the "coolest grandfather at the high school graduation bbq". So i have dwindled down my jean rotation to around 4 pairs. I have True Religions, Nudies and some other blahzay blah, but i really only wear a pair Levis 501's ($35) Uniqlo Selvedge (Free.99) Guess Shreds($25 and look like they are worth $3.70) and Diesel jeans from like 4 years ago($20 from the sale rack).....my uniqlo's are in the rotation the most....I plan on wearing them at least 4 days a week for the next 6 months. So get used to them....off to a meeting....

My day has consisted of abosolutely nothing. Since 11 am this morning i have been debating on what i plan on doing tonight. Still i have no clue in the world. I might try to run into someone if my motivation doesnt take a hit.


I really need a basic grey hoodie for less than $30 but im stuck wearing the same hoodie from Abercrombie with the broken zipper just because it smells like 5 different kinds of cologne in various places (Abercrombie, D&G, Gucci, Polo Explorer and some other mystery cologne that i cant quite pinpoint). So far Urbanoutfitters has been disappointing and Old Navy/The Gap and Banana Republic are constant let downs because they never last.....I just want a grey cardigan that wont cost me an arm and a leg...Thats my mission for this weekend.


I just wanted to thoroughly express my distaste (not that anyone cares but me...) for the scarf/rag/adult blanky phenomenom that has been OD'd on this summer/fall/right now as we speak....Whatever.


I found the shoe that will replace my Boat Shoes for the rest of the year (Finally)....I need to track these down asap...props to Ty from Leaders1354

I stumbled across this on my daily roam of the free internet (Alfamega from PSC) (at work....but for real this shit should be free) Obama...My spite vote better come in use! Not a bad read.

About 2 months ago i saw these at the Nike Office
and was so gassed to have them in my arsenal, then once i saw them hit the internet at Pickyourshoes.com the ambiance faded....oh well, they still look dope. Its a recession....


To end it all, I found a new band that im kind of digging right now The Academy Is and their song "The phrase that pays" is pretty good. Who would have thought i would get into bands?

Back to being regular and hungry...this dieting crap is killing me. What i woulnt do for a Triple Steak Burrito or Sesame Chicken with Lo Mein Noodles and a Pizza Roll.