Fukkk The Swine Flu

Im getting straight to the point…I have work to do for the Swine Flu Outbreak…Real Talk I have a project for this shit (SMH). I aint worried about the Swine Flu for 5 reasons!

1. I haven’t read anything about this shit and don’t plan on it…but based on Twitter informants this cant be spread from Sausage Patties at WaWa…Thanks you Jesus!

2. I have an immune system that has the strength of 5 crack heads……even though im sneezing my ass off right now!

3. I don’t shake hands and if I do….as soon as you turn your back im using hand sanitizer….

4. Kerney Thomas, Kerney Thomas, Kerney Thomas….
I just ordered my “Blood of Jesus Prayer Cloth”….Thank Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd My Miwacle is on it’s way!


5. Aint no way in Hell Ima Let Emotional/Bitch Ass Wilbur Kill Me!