Thursday, July 2, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Let me get one wave Johnny.....just one wave
It’s been a long time since I had anything to blog about. I could easily go down the list of things that have rendered some form of fleeting opinion; but then again my memory is shit and I don’t expect anyone to pretend to care about my opinion.
I am not famous....couldn’t handle the fame. I am not a womanizer although I am overtly flirtatious with every woman I meet. I don't have any side hustles beyond re-selling sneakers. To be honest the biggest reason for my hiatus (looking at self in mirror) is that I have been living life. I’m not saying that I have been living life the way I’m supposed to live…..but word to all cliché rapper tattoos “Only God can Judge Me!”
Since the last time I wrote anything down, I have done more, remembered less, spoken more obscenities and sent late night texts because I cant let go go go.
My crash course into the life of Regular Ass Ronnie…..pictures, no sounds and 140 words or less…..im overly loquacious who am I kidding?
Seinfeld is by far the most entertaining thing in my life…damn that’s either really pathetic or really ingenious.

I go to the movies a lot…..A LOT….Ive seen everything from the Soloist-2 Thumbs Down; to The Hangover-2 Thumbs Up….Way Up!

I’ve had my share of adult beverages…from Pineapple/Vodka-if Nerdatthecooltable is buying (pause) to Beer-This shit is NASTY!! To Captain Morgan/Anything under the sun….Contrary to what good Christians might tell you; this doesn’t make you any worse of a person. -Ducks from the Gideon Bibles being thrown- I promise i wont end up like this....props to 7days7nights and You Know You Wrong

Socially I have realized that there are 4 types of people; those looking for the limelight, those reveling in it, those avoiding it because of its backlash and those who are dying for just one wave.
I listen to all types of music….from MGMT, to Lykke Li, To Adele, To Max B, To Cold War Kids and of course Wale! Even during my hiatus….i still am not a fan of Country or girls who listen to Country. Oh yeah…Gucci Gucci Gucci
Food is pointless….or at least blogging about it is pointless.
I still hate broke people. Here is an excerpt from a conversation I had with a broke ninja.
*Phone Rings* or vibrates rather….i hate ring tones
Me: Hello?
Broke Ninja: Gucci, Young Juice
Me: Ahahaha whats good?
Broke Ninja: I cant call it….im just off today what you got on deck?
Me: Oh im about to run up to these outlets and fuel the economoy
Broke Ninja: Oh you should have hit me….i aint got NOTHIN to do today.
Me: Awww yeah? Damn that sucks….im already halfway there
Broke Ninja: Yeah when you get back make sure you hit me cuz my phone will be back on this afternoon
Me: Aight….ill holla
Signs of being broke….your cell phone gets turned off in 2009 and you have nothing to do on your day off. Re-evaluate your life young man! Aye Aye
Tattoos on the back of your legs….no matter how good they sound on paper, or look in person…SUCK. They are by far the most uncomfortable tattoos any person can get
….until I saw a kid with 2 on the back of his kneecaps. Moses Smell the Roses!
That’s enough for now….im sure there will be more in a month or 3.
I am not famous....couldn’t handle the fame. I am not a womanizer although I am overtly flirtatious with every woman I meet. I don't have any side hustles beyond re-selling sneakers. To be honest the biggest reason for my hiatus (looking at self in mirror) is that I have been living life. I’m not saying that I have been living life the way I’m supposed to live…..but word to all cliché rapper tattoos “Only God can Judge Me!”
Since the last time I wrote anything down, I have done more, remembered less, spoken more obscenities and sent late night texts because I cant let go go go.
My crash course into the life of Regular Ass Ronnie…..pictures, no sounds and 140 words or less…..im overly loquacious who am I kidding?
Seinfeld is by far the most entertaining thing in my life…damn that’s either really pathetic or really ingenious.

I go to the movies a lot…..A LOT….Ive seen everything from the Soloist-2 Thumbs Down; to The Hangover-2 Thumbs Up….Way Up!

I’ve had my share of adult beverages…from Pineapple/Vodka-if Nerdatthecooltable is buying (pause) to Beer-This shit is NASTY!! To Captain Morgan/Anything under the sun….Contrary to what good Christians might tell you; this doesn’t make you any worse of a person. -Ducks from the Gideon Bibles being thrown- I promise i wont end up like this....props to 7days7nights and You Know You Wrong
Socially I have realized that there are 4 types of people; those looking for the limelight, those reveling in it, those avoiding it because of its backlash and those who are dying for just one wave.
I listen to all types of music….from MGMT, to Lykke Li, To Adele, To Max B, To Cold War Kids and of course Wale! Even during my hiatus….i still am not a fan of Country or girls who listen to Country. Oh yeah…Gucci Gucci Gucci
Food is pointless….or at least blogging about it is pointless.
I still hate broke people. Here is an excerpt from a conversation I had with a broke ninja.
*Phone Rings* or vibrates rather….i hate ring tones
Me: Hello?
Broke Ninja: Gucci, Young Juice
Me: Ahahaha whats good?
Broke Ninja: I cant call it….im just off today what you got on deck?
Me: Oh im about to run up to these outlets and fuel the economoy
Broke Ninja: Oh you should have hit me….i aint got NOTHIN to do today.
Me: Awww yeah? Damn that sucks….im already halfway there
Broke Ninja: Yeah when you get back make sure you hit me cuz my phone will be back on this afternoon
Me: Aight….ill holla
Signs of being broke….your cell phone gets turned off in 2009 and you have nothing to do on your day off. Re-evaluate your life young man! Aye Aye
Tattoos on the back of your legs….no matter how good they sound on paper, or look in person…SUCK. They are by far the most uncomfortable tattoos any person can get
….until I saw a kid with 2 on the back of his kneecaps. Moses Smell the Roses! That’s enough for now….im sure there will be more in a month or 3.
Labels: A day in the life...., Regular Ass Ronnie
I lived life once....
I looked over my blog entries over the past 6/7 months......nothing of merit.
I guess i really did live life more than blogging about it. Get Em Girl!
I guess i really did live life more than blogging about it. Get Em Girl!
Labels: A day in the life...., Regular Ass Ronnie
